Alas, We Are Lost

Our once stout ally in the war against the filthy tree rats has lost the will to continue.

Despite the growing evidence of the terrible threat squirrels pose to our way of life, the Government today insisted it has no plans to eradicate grey squirrels.

Despite evidence of the damage that squirrels do to trees and to birds – as well as their plans to destroy Western society – a government Environment Minister in the Lords made it clear that they had developed no plans to combat the squirrel menace… because they were worried about causing offence.

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