From The Mail On Sunday, we have the inspiring story of SAS veteran Douglas O’Dell. Beset by four would be predators, O’Dell prevailed in style.
THWACK! The first mistake came when one of the teenagers grabbed him around the throat and said in German: “Give my your money, grandad, if you don’t want to get hurt.”
“Bad move,” said Douglas. “The only part he got right was grandad. If you’re gonna grab someone from behind take their arms and pin them to their waist.
“This joker, I was able to grab his elbow, crouch down and throw him over my shoulder. He landed on his back on a fence and squealed like a stuck pig.”
CRASH! As one went down another moved in and Douglas thought he saw him reaching for a knife. The Birmingham-born divorcee, who has a daughter and three grandchildren, said: “I had the measure of him but I slipped on some wet leaves as he came for me and bashed my face badly on the concrete.
“I saw his boot coming towards my face and I thought: ‘No you don’t, sunshine.’ I grabbed his leg and twisted it until he too was screaming out in agony.
“Then I got to my feet and kicked him in the chest.”
With two down the two remaining would-be muggers had enough. One peeled his groaning pal from the fence, the other picked up his crippled accomplice from the pavement.
“The last I saw of them they were limping down the pavement like a WW1 trench raiding party who got clobbered,” said Douglas.
What’s more is that the police only became involved because O’Dell went to the hospital to have his face examined. He figured that there was no need to call the authorities given that he had trounced the would be muggers. How refreshing!